Vyvyan
Rick
Neil
Mike
The Balowski Family
Policeman / Man in Cabin
Ghost / Bank Manager
Radio DJ / Baz
Captain Blood / Slobber, Bouncer
Warlock / Pilot
TV Presenter / Convict
Grave Digger / Peasant
Easter Bunny / Devil in Advert
Vyvyan's Mum / Woman on Bus
Cinderella / Chemist
Peasant / Grave Digger
Policeman in Van / Policeman in Comic Strip
Woman from the Council, Miss T. Smith / Darren's Mother
Darren / Chimney Sweep
God
King / 1st Man on Raft
Rat (voice) / Ship's Captain
Death / Witchfinder
Shirley / Ftumch