Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
Vicar / Alan Fortune-Vatch
Prison Officer / Spike Durnaburny
Informercial Mother / Philippa Jute
Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa / Accelorata Jengold
Clerk of the Court / Naked Asexual Man up a Stick
Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch
Mrs Wastrey / Board Member/Martha O'Dennell
Bill Laswell / Ian Beezley
"Technology!" man
Self
Welsh Naval Officer / Sven Yabbsley
Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly / Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus
Desiree Wastrey / Patricia O'Dennell
Granita Rocksand
Fr. Pierre Runek / Eyewitness
Jury Foreman / Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
Graham / Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
Sophie V'Haalbjje
American Vox Pop
