Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
Donaldus Matthews / Vicar / Alan Fortune-Vatch
Prison Officer / Spike Durnaburny
Marigold Blenny / French Woman
Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa / Newsreader
Gene Man / Naked Asexual Man up a Stick
Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch
Helly Melvick / Board Member/Martha O'Dennell
Ian Beezley / Bill Laswell
"Technology!" man
Self
Welsh Naval Officer / Sven Yabbsley
Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus / Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly
Desiree Wastrey / Patricia O'Dennell
Granita Rocksand
Fr. Pierre Runek / Eyewitness
Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance / Jury Foreman
Graham / Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
Sophie V'Haalbjje
American Vox Pop
