Billy / Dick
Anne / Sally
George / Ursula
Colin Grigson / Slug/General Erwin/Hovis
Mr. Lovebucket / Spider Webb
Den Dennis / Stan
Max / Mother
Brian Epstein / Mason/Gondolier
Toby Thurlow / Postman
Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer / Rollon
Louise / Slammer
Keith / Les Dogs Leader
Uncle Quentin / Professor Roland Breeze
Groom's Uncle / Soldier
Ron / Dirty Dick
McGahey / Fingers
Paul / Bride's Father
Ticket Collector / 2nd Beefeater
3rd MI5 Man/Don / Soldier
himself / Cab Fare
Jamie / Hawaiian
Aide/Kinnock / Tammy
Mary / Charlotte
Neighbour / Man
