Eric Sykes
PC Corky Turnbull
Hattie Sykes
Charles Brown
Painter / Bus Depot Worker
Miss Rumbelow
Madge Kettlewell
Mr. Bickershaw / Harold Wilson
Postman / Mr. Jenkins
Traffic Warden / Electricity Meter Man
Road Sweeper / First Neighbour
Sergeant Beaconsfield / Police Sergeant
Landowner / 1000th Passenger
Linesman / Irish Customer
Bus Inspector / Darlington Porter
Passenger / Mrs. Hackenschmidth
Cuthbert Willoughby-Smithe / Psychiatrist
Lord Mayor Of London / Police Constable
Miss Applerod / Traffic Warden
Bus Depot Manager / Rival Skipper
Tommy Grando
Yvonne / Wardrobe Mistress
Constable / Police Inspector
Wife / Billy Bignuckle's Wife
