Eric Sykes
PC Corky Turnbull
Hattie Sykes
Charles Brown
First Customer / Bus Depot Worker
Miss Rumbelow
Madge Kettlewell
Harold Wilson / Mr. Bickershaw
Postman / Mr. Jenkins
Electricity Meter Man / Road Painter
Road Sweeper / First Neighbour
Sergeant Beaconsfield / Police Sergeant
Landowner / Lollipop Man
Irish Customer / Linesman
Postman / Bus Inspector
Mrs. Hackenschmidth / Passenger
Golf Captain / Cuthbert Willoughby-Smithe
Lord Mayor Of London / Police Constable
Traffic Warden / Mrs. Butterworth (Snooty Landlady)
Mr. Crabtree (Newspaper Editor) / Bus Depot Manager
Tommy Grando
Wardrobe Mistress / Yvonne
Police Inspector / Constable
Billy Bignuckle's Wife / Wife
