Eric Sykes
PC Corky Turnbull
Hattie Sykes
Charles Brown
Bus Depot Worker / Motorcyclist
Miss Rumbelow
Madge Kettlewell
Fire Chief / Mr. Bickershaw
Postman / Mr. Jenkins
Electricity Meter Man / Road Painter
Road Sweeper / Arthur
Sergeant Beaconsfield / Police Sergeant
Landowner / 1000th Passenger
Irish Customer / Linesman
Postman / Darlington Porter
Mrs. Hackenschmidth / Passenger
Cuthbert Willoughby-Smithe / Psychiatrist
Lord Mayor Of London / Police Constable
Traffic Warden / Mrs. Butterworth (Snooty Landlady)
Mr. Crabtree (Newspaper Editor) / Rival Skipper
Tommy Grando
Yvonne / Wardrobe Mistress
Constable / Police Inspector
Wife / Billy Bignuckle's Wife
