Alan Harper
Jake Harper
Berta
Charlie Harper
Evelyn Harper
Judith Harper / Judith Melnick
Walden Schmidt
Rose
Lyndsey Mackelroy
Herb
Jenny
Chelsea / Suzanne
Zoey
Kandi / Kimber
Eldridge Mackelroy
Dr. Linda Freeman
Bridget Schmidt / Myra
Mia / Mia (uncredited) (archive footage)
TV Announcer (voice) / Pilot (voice)
Melissa
Larry
Ms. McMartin
Gordon / Ted
Kate / Robin
