Billy / Dick
Anne / Cathy
George / Hermine
Colin Grigson / Tark
Rollo / Mr. Lovebucket
Den Dennis / Stan
Max / Gerald
Brian Epstein / Gino
Toby Thurlow / Bridegroom
Geordie / Danny
Carol / Landlady
Hopeful / Les Dogs Leader
Uncle Quentin / Professor Roland Breeze
Soldier / Soldier/2nd Workman
Pierrepoint/Heffer / Red
Mr. Knuckles / McGahey
Mog / Paul
Ticket Collector / 2nd Beefeater
Soldier / Workman 2
himself / Cab Fare
Corky / Jamie
Tammy / General Galtieri
Mary / Charlotte
Neighbour / Man
