Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
Alan Fortune-Vatch / Vicar
Alan / Belgian Comedian / Prison Officer
Marigold Blenny / French Woman
Woman on 'Fadanoid' / Newsreader
Naked Asexual Man up a Stick / Clerk of the Court
Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch
Board Member/Martha O'Dennell / Helly Melvick
Managing Director / Bill Laswell
"Technology!" man
Self
Sven Yabbsley / Welsh Naval Officer
Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly / Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus
Desiree Wastrey / Patricia O'Dennell
Granita Rocksand
Fr. Pierre Runek / Eyewitness
Jury Foreman / Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
Graham / Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
Sophie V'Haalbjje
American Vox Pop
