Budgie

Budgie Bird

Charlie Endell

Hazel Fletcher

Mrs. Endell

Mrs. Fletcher

Laughing Spam Fritter

Det. Constable Leadbetter / PC Donnelly

Det. Inspector Bryant

Jean Bird / Jean

Inga / Inga the Stripper

Jack Bird

Grogan

Wossname / Wossname Walsh

Frank Broughton

Alice Bird

Violet Bird

Mr. Dooley / Prison Officer Dooley

Policeman

Football Fan / Yorkshire Supporter

Bidder / 2nd Bidder

Starting Handle Harry / Heavy

Frankie / Arcade Attendant

Mrs. Beecham

Mackay / PC Duggins