Alan Partridge
Glenn Ponder
Sue Lewis / Bridie McMahon
Philippe Lambert / Gary Barker
Big Red Book / Clive Sealey
Punk Band Member / Nina Vanier
Keyboardist / Clown
Shona McGough / Wanda Harvey
Joe Beasley / Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Sam Hunt
The Band
Band Member
Daniella Forest
Le Mesmer's Assistant
Elsie Morgan
Georgina Clarke
Anna Wiley
Dancers
Clown
Model (uncredited)
Matt (uncredited)
Alain Perdix (uncredited)
Terry Norton
Ronald Biggs
