Alan Partridge
Glenn Ponder
Sue Lewis / Bridie McMahon
Keith Hunt / Martin Dwyer a.k.a. Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead III
Adrian Finch / Police Sergeant
Nina Vanier / Punk Band Member
Clown / Keyboardist
Wanda Harvey / Shona McGough
Petty Officer Alan Partridge / Joe Beasley
Sam Hunt
The Band
Band Member
Daniella Forest
Le Mesmer's Assistant
Elsie Morgan
Georgina Clarke
Anna Wiley
Dancers
Clown
Model (uncredited)
Matt (uncredited)
Alain Perdix (uncredited)
Terry Norton
Ronald Biggs
