Alan Partridge
Glenn Ponder
Charlotte Fraser / Bridie McMahon
Lawrence Knowles / Philippe Lambert
Police Sergeant / Tony Le Mesmer
Punk Band Member / Nina Vanier
Clown / Keyboardist
Wanda Harvey / Shona McGough
Joe Beasley / Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Sam Hunt
The Band
Band Member
Daniella Forest
Le Mesmer's Assistant
Elsie Morgan
Georgina Clarke
Anna Wiley
Dancers
Clown
Model (uncredited)
Matt (uncredited)
Alain Perdix (uncredited)
Terry Norton
Ronald Biggs
