The Sarah Silverman Program.

Sarah Silverman

Laura Silverman

Officer Jay McPherson

Brian Spukowski

Steve Myron

Off-Screen Guy / Driver

Concert Fan / Jill

Tig

Blonde Craig / Chant Leader

Eddie Pepitone

Homeless Mike

Young Sarah Silverman / Heather Silverman / Young Sarah Silverman

Eric

Generator

Armen / Store Clerk

Murray / Old Man

Peggy

Dr. Lynch / Doctor

Max Silverman / Dad

Paul

God

D.A. / Crying Boyfriend

Scarlett Lacey

Officer