Lloyd Christmas (voice)
Harry Dunne (voice)
Chaperone / Mom / Parrot (voice) / Voldra (voice)
Body Builder #2 (voice) / Thumbs / Spock (voice)
Colonel Hopkins / Policeman (voice) / Caller (voice)
Pal / Security Guard / Proprietor (voice) / Newsboy / George (voice)
Guard (voice) / Seattle Sloth (voice)
Customer (voice) / Woman (voice)
Vinnie / Tribesman (voice) / Thug (voice)
General Blackout (voice) / Trooper (voice)
Casey (voice) / Norma Jean (voice)
Chief (voice) / Colonel Drab / Control Tower Voice (voice)
Body Builder #1 (voice) / Announcer (voice)
Mayor / Kid (voice) / TV Anchor (voice)
Female Dealer / Horselady (voice) / Bunny (voice)
Loudspeaker / Littleman (voice) / Delivery Guy (voice)
Kid (voice) / Cop #1 (voice)
Allie Mae / #27 (voice) / Waitress (voice)
Pa / Hillbilly (voice) / Amos / Cop #2 (voice)
Bee Guard (voice) / Cop (voice)
Fingers / Black Jack Dealer / Roy (voice) / Principal / Announcer / Mulligan (voice)
Old Man #2 (voice) / Daddy (voice)
Little Boy / Elf (voice) / Chippy (voice)
Gargle (voice) / Announcer (voice)
