Lloyd Christmas (voice)
Harry Dunne (voice)
Andy (voice) / Diva / Questioner #2 (voice)
Thumbs / Spock (voice) / Weenie / Passerby #1 (voice)
JVP (voice) / Caller (voice)
Pal / Security Guard / Proprietor (voice) / Lil Vinnie (voice)
Guard (voice) / Vinnie Jr. (voice)
Customer (voice) / Greeter (voice)
Thug (voice) / Critic / Art Type (voice)
Melvin (voice) / General Blackout (voice)
Casey (voice) / Norma Jean (voice)
Cook (voice) / Chief (voice)
Body Builder #1 (voice) / Announcer (voice)
Mayor / Kid (voice) / TV Anchor (voice)
Female Dealer / Horselady (voice) / Bunny (voice)
Loudspeaker / Littleman (voice) / Delivery Guy (voice)
Cop #1 (voice) / Kid (voice)
Waitress (voice) / Allie Mae / #27 (voice)
Pa / Hillbilly (voice) / Amos / Cop #2 (voice)
Bee Guard (voice) / Cop (voice)
Fingers / Black Jack Dealer / Roy (voice) / Principal / Announcer / Mulligan (voice)
Old Man #2 (voice) / Daddy (voice)
Little Boy / Elf (voice) / Chippy (voice)
Gargle (voice) / Announcer (voice)
