There's... Johnny!

Andy Klavin

Joy Greenfield

Roz

Fred de Cordova

Jim

Alan

Self (archive footage)

Angelo

Mike

Mitch

Rasheed

Bernie Greenfield

Lorraine Klavin

Buddy Klavin

Chrissy-Ann Aldean

Tom Donahue

Security Guard

Ricky

Officer

Stagehand

Albert Brooks (voice)

Evelyn Greenfield

Dr. Neuberger

Father Mike