Unhappily Ever After

Jack Malloy

Ryan Malloy

Tiffany Malloy

Ross Malloy

Mr. Floppy (voice)

Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)

Jennie Malloy

Maureen Slattery

Barry

Amber

Barbara Caufield

Righty / Policeman

Beau / Johnny

Sable O'Brian

Muffy

Caitlin

Mr. Monteleone

Reporter / TV Detective (voice)

Chelsea / Angora

Paul

Madolyn

Dr. Lifowitz / Delivery Guy

Miss Neezballs / Mrs. Lewcowitz

Miss Taylor