Kermit / Statler / Beaker / Rizzo (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal (voice)
The Great Gonzo / Waldorf / Zoot (voice)
Angel Marie / Walter / Happy Yellow Creature (voice)
Janice / Scooter (voice) / Scooter / Janice (voice)
Floyd Pepper / Uncle Deadly (voice) / Floyd Pepper (voice)
Denise / Yolanda the Rat (voice) / Yolanda
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Pepe the King Prawn / Dr. Teeth / Rowlf (voice) / Pepe the King Prawn / Dr. Teeth / Rowlf / Bobo the Bear (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) / Alynda (voice)
Betty
Becky
Pache
Lucy Royce
Self
Reza Aslan
