Johnny Farrell
Hank St. Clare
Brian Czyk
Theresa Kelly
Cash
Valentina 'Voodoo' Dunacci
Claire 'Stats' Bender / Sophia 'Stats' Bender
Billy Cepeda
Kathy 'Mac' McMenimen
Maeve
Frank Farrell
Gabby
Physician
Personal Trainer
Hank's Mother
Nora Farrell
Nick
Softball Player / EMT
Patient / Pedestrian
Bridget
Jerry
Stink Hands
Steve / David
Rinoceronte
