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Piers Fletcher-Dervish
Sarah B'Stard
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Crippen / Bob Crippen
Norman Bormann
Sir Stephen Baxter
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House of Commons Speaker
Beatrice Protheroe
Frau Kleist / Ground Hostess
Pickles / Policeman
Geoff Dicquead / Jeffrey Dicquead
Mrs Thatcher / Mrs. Thatcher
Sidney Bliss
Roland Gidleigh-Park
Chantelle / Secretary
Peter Moran
Beggar
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Paddy O'Rourke
Sleeping MP / Mugger
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