Ned
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles
Emerson Cod
Olive Snook
Lily Charles
Vivian Charles
Young Ned
Narrator (voice)
Coroner
Dwight Dixon
Young Chuck
Newscaster
Mother Superior
Randy Mann
Ned's Father
Ned's Mother
Eugene Mulchandani
Simone Hundin
Delivery Boy
Ingmar Todd
Minister
Oscar Vibenius
Charles Charles
Alfredo Aldarisio
