Paul Buchman
Jamie Buchman
Ira Buchman
Fran Devanow
Lisa Stemple
Sylvia Buchman
Burt Buchman
Dr. Mark Devanow
Debbie Buchman
Maggie Conway
Ursula Buffay / Karen
Dr. Joan Golfinos
Nat Ostertag
Marvin Bluestone
Dr. Sheila Kleinman
Theresa Stemple
Mr. Wicker / Sgt. Panino
Sid / Elevator Operator
Jay Selby
Hal Conway
Hal Conway / Logic Professor
Alan Tofsky
Hollis Pavel / Sycophant
Ryan Devanow
