Host
Greg Conway
Linda Beckwith
Arthur Desmond
Bill Bellamy
Frank Merriman
Dr. Wilkerson
Charlie Miller
Janet Miller
Charlie's Dad
Kenny
Nazi
DiDi Lawrence
Nancy Lawrence
Phil Ames
Professor Lawrence
Louise Lawrence
Sheriff Dodson
Deputy
Store Clerk
The Phantom of the Opera (archive footage)
The Dwarf (archive footage)
Ben Haskell
Margo Haskell
