Various Characters
Self / Himself
Cop
Whittling Pirate / Creepy Van Guy
Slave Owner / DJ Simon Says (voice)
Laron's Friend #2 / Rhino D
Darrell's Wife / Singer
Character / Mrs. Carruthers
Barbershop Man / Mr. Lewis' Posse
Teammate / Bouncer
Andrea / Girlfriend
Girlfriend / Michelle Obama
Founding Father / Prayer Leader
Real Instructor / Johnson Family Member
Writer #2 / Character
Campaign Advisor / Party Husband
Funk Band Member / Johnson Family Member
Dog Walker / Jiu Jitsu Woman
Geoff Worthing / Announcer (voice)
Bystander #2 / Guy at Party
Quentin / Founding Father
SWAT Team Member / Reporter
