Marshall Teller
Simon Holmes
Marilyn Teller
Syndi Teller
Edgar Teller
Mr. Radford / Fred Suggs
Dash X
Radford
Sgt. Knight
The Mayor
Old Elvis (as Steven Peri) / Old Elvis
Adult Bertram Wilson / Bertram Wilson
Adult Ernest Wilson / Ernest Wilson
Winifred Swanson / Mother
Anchorman
Foreign Man
Fifi (voice)
Claude
Little Girl
Janet
Fluffy (voice)
Sara Bob
Tripp McConnell
Mr. Chaney
