Glenn Richie
Owen Maestro
Blake Downs
Cat Black
Lola Spratt
Chief
Sal Viscuso
Nurse Dori / Nicky's Mom
Valarie Flame
Sy Mittleman
Chet / Hobo Clown
Nurse Beth
David Wain / Rabbi Jewy McJewJew
Lt. Chance Briggs / Detective Chance Briggs
Dr. Brian
Nurse Kulap / Nurse Sandy
Dr. Nate Schachter / Tug Spano
Nicky / Little Nicky
Nurse Robin / Jamie Denbo
Derrick Childrens / Arthur Childrens
Dr. Ed Helms / TV Announcer (voice)
Dr. Jason Mantzoukas / Prosecuting Attorney
Sir Tinkle Button
Dr. Max von Sydow / Dr. Max Von Sydow
