Teen Angel

Marty DePolo

Steve Beauchamp

Jordan Lubell

Aunt Pam

Katie Beauchamp

Judy Beauchamp

Rod

Twin #1

Twin #2

Film Narrator (voice) / Stadium Announcer / Radio Announcer (voice)

Mr. Nitkze / Mr. Nitzke

Kenny

Casey Beauchamp

Jerry Beauchamp

Jessica

Kyle

Coach Fortner

Amy

Sweater Guy / Derek

Abraham Lincoln

Sabrina Spellman

Salem Saberhagen (voice)

Capablanca

Cheerleader