Vic Michaelis
PA
Bianca
J.W. Smokes / Princess Emily
Zonton de la Doll / Ollie
Tommy Shriggly / Phoenix
Nana "Vic's Ex Step-Grandmother" / Oops Lil Fart
Greg Excitement / Archimedes
Skyler DeMarco / Phone Caller (voice)
Fourth Witch / Marionette Conqui
Charlotte Excitement / Leighanna-Jean Gruthers
Therapist / Therapist / Phone Caller (voice)
Phone Caller (voice) / Self
Denzel
Kepl / Dr. Milk
Professor Avery "Jerry" Goodman
Jasper Sheffield Wednesday V
Casper Sheffield Wednesday V
Pig #2
Martha Tops
Lucian Azathoth
Jukebox
Barbara
Bill
