Vic Michaelis
PA
Bianca
Zeke Aaron McKinley / J.W. Smokes
Hayes Steele / Ollie
Tommy Shriggly / Phoenix
Nana "Vic's Ex Step-Grandmother" / Spencer
Archimedes / Greg Excitement
Skyler DeMarco / Phone Caller (voice)
Marionette Conqui / Fourth Witch
Leighanna-Jean Gruthers / Charlotte Excitement
Therapist / Therapist / Phone Caller (voice)
Phone Caller (voice) / Self
Denzel
Kepl / Dr. Milk
Professor Avery "Jerry" Goodman
Jasper Sheffield Wednesday V
Casper Sheffield Wednesday V
Pig #2
Martha Tops
Lucian Azathoth
Jukebox
Barbara
Bill
