Scissors (voice) / Mittens (voice)
Paper (voice) / Interviewer (voice)
Rock (voice) / Tough Bee Goon 1 / Tortoise (voice)
Convenient News Reporter (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Mermaid Mascot / Cab Driver (voice)
Pencil (voice) / Pencil / Post-Apocalyptic Woman (voice)
Lou (voice) / Lou / Landlords (voice)
Marie Curie / Ada Lovelace (voice) / Robot Executive / Wet-Haired Ghost Girl (voice)
Fred Silkman / Bad Dude 1 (voice) / Baron Von Snootsberg / British Actor / Narrator (voice)
The President / Parader / Kid (voice) / Cute Girl / Failed Librarian (voice)
Driver (voice) / Bus Driver / Driver (voice)
Sandpaper (voice) / Sandpaper / Passerby (voice)
Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice) / Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice)
Sal Garbanzo / Crowd Member / Wall Street Businessman (voice) / Coach / Announcer / Reporter 1 / Party Goer 1 (voice)
Aristotle / Judge (voice) / Bone Cruncher / Sled Hill (voice)
Potato (voice)
The Algebra Villain / Kindergarten Teacher / Kindergartener (voice) / Waitress / Ooze Queen / Old Lady (voice)
Chad Brockchad (voice) / Chad Brockchad / Captain (voice)
Wealthy Old Lady / Futuristic Looking Woman (voice) / Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice)
Derf / Wolf (voice) / Scrudy / Failed Juggler (voice)
Dreamscape / Guy in Car (voice) / Dreamscape / Wallet (voice)
Franz Roll (voice)
Puppet / Woman in Dress / Redheaded Girl (voice) / Swat Member 2 / Female Origami Robot (voice)
Jin / Big Dude 2 (voice) / Winston / Mattress Man (voice)
Translator / Host (voice) / Texas Oilman / Man on Towel / Person 1 (voice)
