Scissors (voice) / Mittens (voice)
Paper (voice) / Swat Member 1 (voice)
Rock (voice) / The Wind (voice)
Convenient News Reporter (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Machine / Alien (voice)
Pencil (voice) / Orchestra Member (voice)
Lou (voice) / Lou Zer (voice)
Lexi / Female Robot Executive (voice) / Robot Executive / Robot Mother (voice)
Logan the Rat Bro / Baron Von Snootsberg / Car Owner (voice) / Logan the Rat Bro Head / Movie Character 2 / Movie Character 4 (voice)
Driver (voice) / Hiring Robot / Doomsday Machine / Customer / Robot 3 (voice)
Ms. Meyers (voice) / Driver 3 / Woman 1 / Women 3 (voice)
Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice) / Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice)
Sandpaper (voice) / Sandpaper / Petitioner (voice)
Hipponoid Commander Head / Beethoven Head (voice) / Hipponoid Commander / Paper's Boss (voice)
Coach / Old Man / Announcer (voice) / Sal Garbanzo / Crowd Member / Wall Street Businessman (voice)
Chad Brockchad / Ambassador (voice) / Chad Brockchad / Buffy the Bicep / Voice (voice)
Potato (voice)
Emma / Website Voice / Citizen 2 (voice) / Trexi (voice)
Scrudy / Failed Juggler (voice) / Derf / Wolf (voice)
Store Owner / Waitress / Woman (voice) / Waitress / Ooze Queen / Old Lady (voice)
Spider Judge / Veronica Web Actress (voice) / Swat Member 2 / Female Origami Robot (voice)
Jin / Boss / Bed Bug (voice) / Jin / Big Dude 2 (voice)
Dreamscape / Wallet (voice) / Dreamscape / Mailman (voice)
Franz Roll (voice)
Lolly (voice)
