Various Characters
Narrator (voice)
Apostle / Studio Audience Member
Robert Todd Lincoln
Conrad Chisholm
Jesus
Luke
Florynce Kennedy
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Boris / Red Sox Fan
Fanny Mudman
Anastasia Romanov
Rasputin
Josh
Jackrasp Russian
Kublai Khan
Ruby Seale
Peter
Lieutenant Henry Honeybeard
Private Mingoes
Private Mason Dixon
Natalia / Cavewoman
