Ted (voice) / Bill Clinton (uncredited)
John Bennett
Susan Bennett
Matty Bennett
Blaire Bennett
Andrew
Polly
Sarah
Principal Bernard
Sheila Borgwort
Narrator (voice)
Gert Fechko
Jessica
Erin
Phone Voice (American Airlines) (voice) / Wardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice)
Bert
Clive
Brenda / Nurse (voice)
Sean
Priest
Will
ER Doctor
Pre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice) / Operator
Cameron
