Ted (voice) / Bill Clinton (uncredited)
John Bennett
Susan Bennett
Matty Bennett
Blaire Bennett
Andrew
Polly
Sarah
Principal Bernard
Sheila Borgwort
Narrator (voice)
Gert Fechko
Jessica
Erin
Wardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Mr. George
Bert
Clive
Nurse (voice) / Brenda
Sean
Priest
Will
ER Doctor
Operator / Pre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice)
Cameron
