Terry Medford
June Medford
Sir Dennis Hodge / Sir Dennis
Beattie
Malcolm
Rev. Austin Doyle / Reverend Austin Doyle
Miss Fennel
Malcolm / Mr Basingstoke
Tarquin
Alan / CB Radio Voice (voice)
Miss Dingle / Mrs. Sibley
Arnold Bathgate / Butcher
Tina Pillbeam
Miss Dunwiddy
Brian Pillbeam
Malcolm / Malcolm Lawrence
Nigel / Jack
Willis / Commissionaire
Melinda
Eric / Mr. Ridge
Forrest / Mr. Bolton
Constable Williams / PC Williams
Goalkeeper / Maurice
Barmaid / Cashier
