Terry Medford
June Medford
Sir Dennis Hodge / Sir Dennis
Beattie
Malcolm
Rev. Austin Doyle / Reverend Austin Doyle
Miss Fennel
Malcolm / Mr Basingstoke
Tarquin
Alan / CB Radio Voice (voice)
Miss Dingle / Nora Dingle
Arnold Bathgate / Butcher
Tina Pillbeam
Miss Dunwiddy
Brian Pillbeam
Malcolm / Malcolm Lawrence
Jack / Nigel
Commissionaire / Willis
Melinda
Mr. Ridge / Uncle Bob
Forrest / Mr. Bolton
Soldier / PC Williams
Maurice / Goalkeeper
Cashier / Barmaid
