Terry Medford
June Medford
Sir Dennis Hodge / Sir Dennis
Beattie
Malcolm
Rev. Austin Doyle / Vicar
Miss Fennel
Malcolm / Mr Basingstoke
Tarquin
Alan / CB Radio Voice (voice)
Miss Dingle / Nora Dingle
PC Brody / Harris
Tina Pillbeam
Miss Dunwiddy
Brian Pillbeam
Malcolm / Malcolm Lawrence
Nigel / Jack
Mr. Adams / Commissionaire
Melinda
Eric / Mr. Ridge
Mr. Bolton / Forrest
Constable Williams / PC Williams
Maurice / Goalkeeper
Cashier / Barmaid
