Lance Catamaran
Chett Chetterfield
Tex Ferguson
Clint Bobski
Mr. Mackelroy
Chad 2 Badd
Ric Flair Paid Impersonator (voice)
John Johnson
Impressive Pelvis Wesley
Susan
"Dry Rub" Doug
Frantic Frank
Big Bartholomew
Chip Henderson
Debbie Desperado
Dan Bandana / René Beret / Dan Bandana
Christian Joy
Malibu Al
Danger Zone #1 / Surf Dude With Attitude #1
Nicci Lee Styxxx
Danger Zone #2 / Surf Dude With Attitude #2
"Astonishing" Adam Düng
La Barba Grande Announcer (voice)
La Barba Grande
