Rent-a-Goalie

S**t Pants

Billy

Looch

Joey Almost

Cake

Johnny

Desmond O'Malley

Belarussian / Patty Hearst

Francesca

East End Mike

Lance

Goth Girl / Stuart

Gordie the Reff

The Colour Man

Puker

Firstman

Short Bus

Himself

Doc

Malta

Lise Lambeau

Health Inspector