Eric Sykes
PC Corky Turnbull
Hattie Sykes
Charles Brown
Herbert Nells / Husband
Miss Rumbelow
Madge Kettlewell
Mr. Ackersmith / Harold Wilson
Postman / Mr. Jenkins
Attendant / Electricity Meter Man
Road Sweeper / First Neighbour
Sergeant Beaconsfield / Police Sergeant
Landowner / 1000th Passenger
Linesman / Irish Customer
Postman / Bus Inspector
Passenger / Hotel Maid
Golf Captain / Psychiatrist
Lord Mayor Of London / Police Constable
Mrs. Butterworth (Snooty Landlady) / Traffic Warden
Bus Depot Manager / Mr. Crabtree (Newspaper Editor)
Tommy Grando
Yvonne / Wardrobe Mistress
Constable / Police Inspector
Billy Bignuckle's Wife / Wife
