Himself
Neighbour / Woman At Fight / SWAT SWAT
Other Hat / Liquor License Inspector
Michelle Brasier MD / Leg Head
Police Officer 1
Police Officer 2
'Weird Al' Yankovic / Lindsay The Vampire
Awesome Kong
Jerry Seinfeld
Stray Man
Dishwasher
Poster Clerk
Abe Lincoln
Pirate
Ed Helms / Egg Helms
Vox Pop
Basket And Ball Player
Himself (voice)
