Jack Benny
Announcer
Waiter / Herman
Miss Gordon
George Burns
Joe Gallager / Boxer
Man in Life Vest / Hank (voice)
Gertrude Gearshift / Peggy
Bob Hope / Bob Hope / Clyde
Mrs. Day
Woman in Commercial
Director / DMV Clerk Correcting Exam
Cliff / Narrator (uncredited)
Jimmy Stewart
Racetrack Tout / Elevator Tout
Gisele MacKenzie
Bank Teller / DMV Clerk Typing Drivers License
Gracie Allen
Edgar Bergen
Shirt Salesman
George Gobel
Salesman / Mayor Davis
Mr. Fletcher (uncredited) / CBS Stagehand
Racetrack Patron (uncredited) / Clerk (uncredited)
