Jack Benny
Announcer
Herman / Waiter
Miss Gordon
George Burns
Joe Gallager / Guy at Bar
Policeman #2 / Quizmaster (voice)
Gertrude Gearshift / Peggy
Bob Hope / Bob Hope / Clyde
Mrs. Day
Woman in Commercial
Director / DMV Clerk Correcting Exam
DMV Clerk at Eye Exam / Cliff
Jimmy Stewart
Racetrack Tout / Tombstone Harry
Gisele MacKenzie
DMV Clerk Typing Drivers License / Bank Teller
Gracie Allen
Edgar Bergen
Shirt Salesman
George Gobel
Salesman / Mayor Davis
Mr. Fletcher (uncredited) / CBS Stagehand
Commuter (uncredited) / Racetrack Patron (uncredited)