Martin Q. Blank
Debi Newberry
Grocer
Marcella
Dr. Oatman
Steven Lardner
Paul Spericki
Mr. Bart Newberry
Bob Destepello
Terry Rostand
Kenneth McCullers
Eckhart
Amy
Mary Blank
Tanya
Mrs. Kinetta
Waiter
Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)
Felix La PuBelle
Bicycle Messenger
Assassin #2
Ken
Assistant #1
Melanie the Waitress
