Jack Delroy
June Ross-Mitchell
Carmichael Haig
Christou
Lilly D'Abo
Gus McConnell
Madeleine Piper
Leo Fiske
Szandor D'Abo
Diane
Carol
Phil
Sammy
Cavewoman
Walker Bedford
Stacey
Christou's Assistant
Peggy Decay
The Narrator (voice)
Lou
Cue Card Guy
Production Assistant 1
Production Assistant 2
Stage Hand 1
