Joe Hallenbeck
James Alexander 'Jimmy' Dix
Sarah Hallenbeck
Sheldon Marcone
Milo
Darian Hallenbeck
Cory
Mike Matthews
Alley Thug
Chet
Senator Baynard
Bessalo
McCoskey
Big Ray Walston
Pablo
Himself
Billy Cole
Head Coach
Locker Room Kid
Wounded Player
