'Weird Al' Yankovic
Madonna
Dr. Demento
Nick Yankovic
Jim
Steve
Bermuda
Pablo Escobar
Mary Yankovic
Grizzled Narrator (voice)
Doctor
Young Al
Salesman
Teenage Al
Kip
Robbie
Hipster Teen
Police Officer
Johnny Barf
Jonah Barf
Jeremy Barf
Captain Buffoon (voice)
Tony Scotti
Ben Scotti
