The Scout

Patty Jane

The 'Producer'

Amber

Thomas

Damon

Newscaster

Taylor / Fake Shemp

Faith

Leanna

Jeffrey Alan Meadows

Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)

Kevin Allan West - Metrosexual

Gail aka Cinnamon

Sam

Jessica Flowers

Duane Whitaker (voice)

Angelina

Fake Shemp

Laffy the Clown

Denise