Claire Goldstein
Bennett
Sabrina
Arthur
Eddie / Carl / Ben
Sheila Goldstein
Bernie Goldstein
Alice
Janine Goldstein
Aunt Velva
Grandma Ida Weinberg
Jeremy
Barry / Bo
Manny
Bibi Carlson
Karen
Laura
Guacamole Alan
Threeway Tommy
Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch)
Rejected Music Student #1
Rejected Music Student #2
Uncle Joe
Administrative Assistant
