Splitz

Gina

Vito Napoliani

Joan

Chuck

Susie

Dean Hunta

Louie

Fern Hymenstein

Tony

Warwick

Midge

Lois Scagliani

Rosa Napoliani

Vinnie Mamabasta

Bernice

Harvey Hunta

Referee

Mary

Mac Mogul Sr.

Mac Mogul Jr.

Fern's Teammate

Sheila

Tweeter

Supermarket Girl