Ernest
Kevin Presley
Frank Presley
Melanie Presley
Fulton Presley
Joy Yoshino
Dr. Leslie Monroe
Ernest Scheller
Young Ernest Scheller
Fake Jesus
Deputy Director Arnold Schipley
Sheriff Brown
Judy Romano
Ramona Scheller
Young Ramona
Barbara Mangold
Roy Yoshino
Undercover Agent
Blonde Little Girl (Junebug)
Little Girl at Park
TV Publicist
Kid #1 / "Family" #1
Drunk Girl #1
Drunk Girl #2
