Lloyd Christmas
Harry Dunne
Mary Swanson
Helen Swanson
Nicholas Andre
J.P. Shay
Joe Mentaliano
Detective Dale
Karl Swanson
Bobby
Athletic Beauty
Billy
Sea Bass
Bartender
Barnard
Cashier
Dale's Man #1
Dale's man #2
Coroner
Elderly Lady
Mrs. Neugeboren
Reporter
State Trooper
Waitress #1
