Damsels in Distress

Violet Wister

Lily

Rose

Heather

Frank

Jimbo

Priss

Rick DeWolfe

Complainer Student

Freak Astaire

Depressed Debbie

Xavier

Alice

Barman

Fred Packenstacker / Charlie Walker

Thor

Positive Polly

Mad Madge

Groundskeeper

Emily Tweeter

Sharise

Professor Black

Carolina Antonucci