Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Taquito
Jim Joe Kelly
Damien Weebs
Tommy Schlaaang
Dr. Doone Struts
Chef Goldblum
Schlaaang Announcer (voice)
Earle Swinter
Jeffery
Jason
Wolf Puppeteer
Woman on Paris Street
Diamond Jim / Johnny Depp
Women Being Ticketed
Studio Executive 2
Narrator
Allan Bishopman
Self
Cocaine Girl (uncredited)
Serious Announcer
Super Seat Customer
