Mr. Bream (voice)
Gustav Patten 'Gus' Griswald (voice)
Gretchen Grundler (voice)
Mikey Blumberg (voice)
Mister (voice)
Vincent Pierre 'Vince' LaSalle (voice)
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler (voice)
Chorus (singing voice) (uncredited)
T.J. Detweiler (archive sound)
Ashley Spinelli
Miss Alordayne Grotkey
Miss Muriel P Finster
Principal Peter Prickly
Robotic Santa/TV Editor/Astronaut
Digger Sam
Dick Clark
Ashley Q
Trisha/Cap'n Sticky/Mall Elf/Kid #2
Hank the Janitor/Mall Santa
Menlo
Mikey Blumberg
Ricky McCloud
(voice)
Ashley A (voice)
