The Old Man and the Seymour
Lewis Plunkett
Seymour Plunkett
Mindy
The Lawyer
Mr. Horsey
Self
Craig
Gus
Gord Plunkett
Lewis's Bodyguard
Lewis's Prom Date
Wrestler
Girl at Bar #1
Babysitter's Club Girl
Hella Sweet Girl
Supermarket Employee
Joyce
DVD Kid (as Stephen Green)
Stoner (as Richard Jordan)
Narrator
Olga
Attractive Girl
Mr. Del Vecchio
